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NIKON CORPORATION
Model
NIKON D70s
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10/800 second
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F/5.0
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44 mm
Date Taken
Jan 30, 2011, 3:34:12 PM
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Something about robot sex by Matuska Something about robot sex by Matuska
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:iconeiectraumatic:
eIectraumatic Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
CUTE FLUFF WARNING CONTINUE AT YOUR OWN RISK

"Guy?" Thomas asked, "You know, when humans are in love, they like to.. Um.."
"What?" The shorter robot asked, puzzled. He heard his friend's fans whirring, and knew he was embarrassed.

"They.. like to take off their shirts and kiss in a bed, and I thought we could..." He mumbled, shuffling his feet and looking at the ground. Guy-man ponders the thought, and finally says "That sounds fun, okay." Thomas "blushed", displaying several slashes on his screen, and sat down on the bed next to the golden-helmeted robot.

Guy started to unzip the taller robot's shirt carefully, and both of their cooling fans were whirring loudly. He took off his own and pressed his screen against his "mouth", creating static electricity between the two. They lay down on the bed awkwardly, and cuddled and "kissed".
"Je t'aime." Thomas whispered, barely audible, as the two cuddled. He could hear his boyfriend's "heartbeat", and he displayed a heart and the word "LOVE" on his screen

(cuties being awkward and not having any idea how any of this works)
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:iconsir-collins-brususe:
Sir-Collins-Brususe Featured By Owner May 13, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Love it
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:iconeiectraumatic:
eIectraumatic Featured By Owner May 13, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
thank uvu
i made a full version if u want to check it out  fav.me/d7fqk8n
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:iconsir-collins-brususe:
Sir-Collins-Brususe Featured By Owner May 13, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Your welcome. And yay!
(My friend read your comment with the writing and he gave me this "WTF is wrong with you, you are a guy liking gay robot shit" face..... I regret nothing!)
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:iconeiectraumatic:
eIectraumatic Featured By Owner May 13, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
homo robots are da bomb #swiggityswag
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:iconeiectraumatic:
eIectraumatic Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I might make a longer version of this but whatevs.
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:iconcuitepandapaws:
CuitePandaPaws Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2014  Student Digital Artist
:iconpervplz:omg this is so wrong of me to look at this picture....*stairs*
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:iconopal59:
Opal59 Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2014  Student General Artist
WELL HOT DAMN 
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:iconwatsonchibi123:
Watsonchibi123 Featured By Owner Sep 28, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
I can imagine them doing this after a concert and getting back to their hotel room.
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:iconopal59:
Opal59 Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2014  Student General Artist
huehuehue...me too 
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:iconwatsonchibi123:
Watsonchibi123 Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
My brain is just,"heheh, fucking what?"
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:iconopal59:
Opal59 Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2014  Student General Artist
:iconlaughsplz:
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:iconwatsonchibi123:
Watsonchibi123 Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
.3.
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:iconhggukfvj:
hggukfvj Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Something about robot sex makes it so goddanm interesting!
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:iconr0b0t-mutt:
R0B0T-MUTT Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2014
i agree
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:iconhggukfvj:
hggukfvj Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I'm not alone
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:iconr0b0t-mutt:
R0B0T-MUTT Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2014
No, your not alone, friend. <3
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:iconhggukfvj:
hggukfvj Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
You deserve a hug
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:iconr0b0t-mutt:
R0B0T-MUTT Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2014
Yay!!
:hug:

Theres nothing wrong with that is there? ono
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:iconhggukfvj:
hggukfvj Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
No, i guess not
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:iconr0b0t-mutt:
R0B0T-MUTT Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2014
Yay 
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:icondjr3m1x-vs-daft-punk:
DJR3M1X-VS-Daft-Punk Featured By Owner Aug 4, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
swap*
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:icondjr3m1x-vs-daft-punk:
DJR3M1X-VS-Daft-Punk Featured By Owner Aug 4, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
*snaps pic* Ok, now, swal spots!
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:iconvoltarevilgirl:
VOLTAREVILGIRL Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2013
:iconpervplz: :iconultimateplz: Beautiful!!!! :iconadorableplz:
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:iconddrfan1:
DDRfan1 Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2013  Student Digital Artist
wHAT
anyways this is smexy.
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:iconprincessashba98:
PrincessAshba98 Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2013
*nosebleed*
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:iconetsor:
Etsor Featured By Owner Jun 7, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
mm gimmie dat
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:iconfurrylittlefriend:
furrylittlefriend Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2013
Robot sex is the best, thank you for this
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:iconmatuska:
Matuska Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2013
we can all agree on this!!
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:iconr0b0t-mutt:
R0B0T-MUTT Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2014
yes
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:iconpogmathoin:
pogmathoin Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2012
AAAAAHHH OMG :la:
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:iconoopurple-muncheezoo:
oOPurple-MuncheezOo Featured By Owner Sep 5, 2011
Gah so smexy! >w< WONDERFUL! :D
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:iconphantomwise19:
PhantomWise19 Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2011  Student Digital Artist
YES!!! :iconnosebleedfaintplz:
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:iconmatuska:
Matuska Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2011
c:
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:iconphantomwise19:
PhantomWise19 Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2011  Student Digital Artist
>//W//<
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:icontrbru819:
trbru819 Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2011  Student Digital Artist
dude, ........................YOU ROCK!
WHEN I LOOK AT THIS I THINK OF THE SONG MAKE LOVE BY DP
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:iconnarnialoverxoxo:
narnialoverxoxo Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2011
that is hawt :3
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:iconnarnialoverxoxo:
narnialoverxoxo Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2011
that is hawt :3
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:iconunexpectedhero:
UnexpectedHero Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2011
Veeeery sexy <3
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:iconchimidolly:
chimidolly Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2011  Student Digital Artist
love your pictures D: :heart:
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:iconmatuska:
Matuska Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2011
thanks so much ehehe <3
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:iconluincalen:
Luincalen Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2011
Very nice!
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:iconkuroi-95:
Kuroi-95 Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
u HELL YEAH!!
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:icondaftpunkette:
DaftPunkette Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
HNNGH, Excellente!
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:iconbitchymcgee:
bitchymcgee Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2011
unfff
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scarianna Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2011
my friends are going to disown me for favouriting this

i do not give a shit
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:iconmatuska:
Matuska Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2011
YEAHH NO REGRETS
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:iconzephpirate:
ZephPirate Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2011  Student Artist
draw me some beetroot.
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:iconmatuska:
Matuska Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2011
yes ma'am
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:iconzephpirate:
ZephPirate Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2011  Student Artist
guud, danke
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